Who should I kill first?

Need not unstructured thoughts

Be put down uncluttered and uncut

To give a proper image

Of its thinker?

Girl laughing on the phone

Sitting in the canteen

She is not supposed to laugh

Maybe I should kill her

On the other hand (even though there is not an 'one the one hand')

I don't want to create a fuzz

Even though it becomes really provocative at this point

Maybe it will sooth me to think

About how I break her neck

Someone enters the canteen

Doing the Konijnendans

Maybe this annoys me even more

Now I've come to a point

Where I need to make a decision

Who should I kill first?

I guess an angry look might do the trick

But will it bring the message across?

I cannot make an example of them that way

And I am not sure that when I kill the dancer

That the one who laugs will automatically stop

Amusement is in the eye of the beholder

But I am certainly not amused at this point

I am frustrated to my core

And I feel the need to kick someone's teeth in

The dancer has left, so in fact my troubles

Have decreased by 50 procent

All I need to worry about is

How will I kill

Oh, she hung up the phone

Maybe everything will be alright

After all, I feel much better

Anyway, I will go. Bye.